Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Star Jones is a Hippo

I was browsing through some magazines yesterday and one of them featured an article on Star Jones with a picture similar to this one. My two year old nephew who is obsessed with pointing out animals sees the picture of Star Jones and looks at me with a quizzical look on his face before finally pointing at Star

"Hippo" he asks looking really confused.

"No, its just one hell of an ugly lady" I tell him.

But this does not sit well with him and he keeps on studying the picture of Star until finally gasping with clarity "Oh Monster." he says. I burst out laughing as he walks away content that he has classified the beast that is Star Jones.

9 comments:

joy said...

Ewww.

bird said...

oh....my.......!

GetFlix said...

Monster? It works for me. She's ugly on the inside.

LA said...

She's such an arrogant bitch. I really don't care what she looks like, but I hate who she is.

M-M-M-Mishy said...

Bwahahaha... That is so funny.

"Oh Monster." Too hilarious.

Pope-rah said...

from the mouth of babes....

JC said...

hahahah hippo monster...he couldn't have said it better.

PixieGaf said...

Its amazing how kids can see right through you.

Leo Tolstoy said...

Children are so perceptive!.....I cannot stand Starsquatch, she is so ugly on the inside, it makes her even uglier on the outside....what a waste of space.