Happy Holidays

As always I waited until the last minute to do all my Christmas shopping and now I am paying the price for it. I hate shopping this time of year all the good stuff is gone, the lines are horrible and they move at a snails pace. I probably won't get a chance to be back on my blog until after Christmas so just in case I want to wish everyone a Merry Christmas.

WTF I Look Like Shannen Doherty

Drunk Quiz

You're the "I'm Not Drunk" drunk.

- "No, I wasn't drunk last night. You've never seen me drunk."
(Okay I've said that a few times)

- "You stared at the coving for half an hour."
(Maybe 5 minutes at the most)

- "So? It takes more than that to get me drunk."
(It probably does)

- "You knocked over a bowl of nachos, trampled them into the carpet, then shouted at a complete stranger that it didn't matter because Mexicans were dirty anyway."
(but I am Mexican that doesn't make any sense)

- pause -

- "It was an accident. I was joking."
(Okay you better be)

- "You ate them."
(Only if the 5 second rule applies)

You can inform the world that you're not drunk, honest, with the following declaration of sobriety: I am not drunk!

What kind of a drunk are you?

Movie Recomendation: Apocalypto

Mel Gibson is a douche bag but when it comes to making movies the man has talant. My brother dragged me kicking and screaming to see this movie with him a few days ago and I must say I really enjoyed it.

Filmed deep in the Yucatan jungle, Apocalypto takes place during the decline of the Mayan civilization. Here we find a young Mayan man living a peaceful life the way his ancestors have before him. However this is shattered early on when the brutal ruling class ( the Aztecs I presume) pillage and raid his village looking for human sacrafices.

From this point on the movie only gets gorier as the young man manages to escape a beheading, kill one of his captors and outrun an angry jaguar. Although the ending is not historically accurate if you have the stomach for it I really suggest you go and watch this movie.

Better Late Than Never

•Available/Single? I don't make myself readily available but technically yes.

• B-Best Friend? Vicky who I have known since Kindergarden.

• C-Cake or Pie? Chocolate Cake is the best.

• D-Drink Of Choice? Anything with caffeine or alcohol.

• E-Essential Item You Use Everyday? I have to go with my computer.

• F-Favorite Color? I love any shade of purple.

• G-Gummy Bears Or Worms? I am more of a chocolate girl.

• H-Hometown? Although raised in Texas I was actually born in Albuquerque.

• I-Indulgence? Good food.

• J-January Or February? January.

• K-Kids & Their Names? I can't even afford a pet.

• L-Life Is Incomplete Without? Art of any kind.

• M-Marriage Date? LOL! I don't even have time to date right now.

• N-Number Of Siblings? Three.

• O-Oranges Or Apples? Apples.

• P-Phobias/Fears? I'm a little claustrophobic but my main fear is being stranded in open waters.

• Q-Favorite Quote? "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." ~Albert Einstein~

• R-Reason to Smile? Accomplishing my goals.

• S-Season? Fall.

• T-Tag Three or Four People? I'll pass.

• U-Unknown Fact About Me? I was asked to audition for a theater group after a member saw me in a school play at 10.

• V-Vegetable you don't like? Cucumbers.

• W-Worst Habit? I have to say I can be lazy at times and I do tend to procrastination a lot.

• X-X-rays You've Had? Dental and hips when I dislocated one of them.

• Y-Your Favorite Food? Anything Italian.

• Z-Zodiac Sign? Taurus and yes I am so very stubborn.

A Few Blurry Pictures From vegas

Although Las Vegas has some beautiful architecture I can't help but to think this statue completly sums up Vegas. He is warning everyone to go back home.












Street art in Vegas is very wierd. This artist was painting pictures with only a few bottles of spraycans and ripped paper from a telephone book as his paint brush. He signed his name as Tony Vegas but the next night a totally different man painting pictures on the exact same spot also went by the name Tony Vegas. Sounds really shady right! Oh well you can't deny he is talanted.

Three Things I learned From Las Vegas

1. If you don't want creepy men hitting on you, don't walk down the Las Vegas strip by yourself at night time.

2. There is no such thing as being on a budget while you are at Vegas. Aside from the free drinks and free porn, everything else costs an arm and a leg.

3. If you are gambling and you do manage to win big, stop while you are ahead. The longer you are in a casino the more money you end up spending.

I am sorry I can't elaborate more, I have to move out by the end of the week so I am going to be taking a small break from my blog. Once I get settled in my new place, I'll share some more stories and hopefully pictures of my trip with you guys.

*Hugs & Kisses*
-----Pixie-----

What Part of Thanksgiving are You?

You Are Mashed Potatoes

Oridnary, comforting, and more than a little predictable You're the glue that holds everyone together.

What Part of Thanksgiving Are You?

Happy Thanksgiving

I want to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving. I'll be gone for five days visiting relatives out in hell (Las Vegas). If I don't come back I've either won the lottery or been killed. Anyhow I'll be counting down the days until I come back home. I hope everyone gorges themselves on turkey for me because I probably won't get a chance to eat any.

*Hugs & Kisses*
---Pixie---

Two Skanks Walk Into a Bar...

There is an old Mexican saying that goes, "Tell me who you hang out with and I'll tell who you are." Anyone want to guess what hanging out with Paris Hilton says about Britney?

TomKat Are Officially Married

Katie is in it for the long haul. She looks gorgeous but Tom looks freaky. His posture is very domineering and controlling and since when is he taller than Katie? Anyone surprised they went through with it?

Are You a Socialist or Capitalist?

You Are 20% Capitalist, 80% Socialist

You see a lot of injustice in the world, and you'd like to see it fixed. As far as you're concerned, all the wrong people have the power. You're strongly in favor of the redistribution of wealth - and more protection for the average person.

Are You a Socialist or Capitalist?

Venting

I am so frustrated! Its registration time again and along with the all the hassle of registering for new classes, I come to find out I am now considered a Senior! If I take 5 classes for the next two semesters I can actually graduate, the only problem is most of the classes I need to take are not compatible with my schedule. I really want to graduate within the next year but I am struggling with the three classes I am currently taking right now and I just know five classes are too much for me to take in one semester.

To make matters worse I am also struggling with one of my online classes. I guess I should clarify this a little bit I am not really struggling I have a B but I want an A. I usually like to reserve my B’s for harder courses like Math or Physics but this online course is brutal. If I have any questions on the material it is so hard to get in contact with the professor and the course is solely based on test grades (plus he takes of points for grammar and spelling). I am really trying my hardest but so far my best seems to be a B. I guess what is really bothering me is that I am now questioning my intelligence, am I really capable and smart enough to go to medical school? I am going through a small crisis right now, any words of encouragment are welcome.

Oh Happy Day

It's cold season and I am the latest victim. I have caught a nasty cold and I am all drugged up on Dayquil, I look like death but I feel great. It is not every day that Rumsfeld resigns and the Dems take over the House & Senate.

Congratulations Britney

She is not as dumb as she looks Y'all! Britney has finally kicked her leech of a husband to the curb. She filed for divorce yesterday. I hope she can salvage what is left of her mangled career now.

On another note who is hoping for a Justin & Britney reunion? I know I am not. Sorry Britney but I think that Justin is better off with Cameron than he would be with you. I mean come on, you are a divorced country bumpkin with two babies and your career is in questionable shape. I never thought I would say this but that Cameron is a real catch.

Animal Personality Quiz

Your Animal Personality

Your Power Animal: Eagle Animal You Were in a Past Life: Whale You are active, a challenger, and optimistic. Hard-working, you are always working towards a set goal.

The Animal Personality Test

This Could be Jessica's Breakthrough Role

Synopsis: A basic rip-off of Melanie Griffith’s Working Girl. The movie stars Jessica ‘No-Talent” Simpson trying to make her way up the corporate ladder. It’s a stretch seeing Jessica playing anything other than a dumb blonde but if Melanie Griffith won an Oscar playing this character while at the height of her alcoholism then maybe Jessica stands a chance.

Pixie's Meme List

I had so much fun trying to guess trying to guess V and Mishy's Meme List I created my own. Try guessing which one of these statements is false.

1. I love swimming but I am terrified of open water along with most forms of eels, sharks and jellyfish.

2. After watching Superman at 7, I convinced my younger brother that it was physically possible to fly. Little did I know that hours later he would break his arm jumping off our second story balcony trying to fly.

3. In high school my counselor coerced me to join a Deca marketing class where my high IQ scores and stubborn personality led my teacher to push me into competing in a local marketing contest. I ended up placing State but I broke my teacher’s heart when I refused to compete at any higher level.

4. I went to a Fabio book signing event at 11.

5. I had my first alcoholic drink at 7.

* LA & Ryan guessed it, I have never met Fabio. *

What Sign Should You Never Date

Never Date a Cancer

Clingy, emotional, and very private - it's hard to escape a Cancer's clutches.And while Cancer will want to know everything about you, they're anything but open in return. Instead try dating: Leo, Sagittarius, Gemini, or Aquarius

What Sign Shouldn't You Date?

Random Tidbits

I know this song has been out for a while but I recently saw Justin Timberlake’s SexyBack video and all I can say is DAMN! He looked so sexy in it I couldn’t help but wonder why the hell is he still with Cameron Diaz? It is obvious the boy can do so much so much better.

I caught Liza Minnelli on yesterday’s Law & Order, she did a fantastic job and at 60 she is still looking good. I have always had a fondness for her and since Cabaret is one of my favorite movies I was even planning on dressing up as Sally Bowles for Halloween but I chickened out at the last minute. You have to be really brave in order to pull off this Look.

I have binging on candy all day courtesy of my nephew’s Halloween bag and now I have a toothache. The last time I went to the dentist was a few years ago for a root canal and I came out learning two things about myself, the numbing serum wears off incredibly fast on me, and the dentist said I had a good liver.