Whats All The Fuss About?

Who is the paparazo stalking, all I see is Katie Holmes and her magically shrinking ass. If I were held hostage and kept drugged up 24-7, I would be skinny too.

K-Fed Is So Classy

Two weeks after his baby was born K-Fed goes out to do what he does best, spend Britney's money. Someone needs to smack some sense into Britney before she goes bankrupt.

Another Family Party

My mom tricked me! A few days ago my mother very sweetly, called to inform me about another family party that was going to take place over this weekend. I came up with my usual excuses as to why I could not attend the party and she seemed to accept this.

However, the day of the party comes and my mother gives me another call, “Hi honey I just wanted to know if you want to go shopping with me today.”
“Sure I am always up for shopping.”

So I go shopping with my mom completely forgetting about the party later on that night. However my mom reminds me about the party by saying “I have to buy a gift for your cousin after all it is his birthday today and the poor thing is probably not going to have anyone show up for his party.” I know where this is going and I am prepared for it. “Mom I really can’t go to the party I have a big test I need to study for.” “That’s fine I am probably not going either” She says but yet she still buys a present for my cousin.

After we leave the mall my mom kindly asks me to go with her to drop off my cousins present. It is still early and no one will be there she says trying to convince me to go. So I reluctantly go with her and when we arrive surprise, surprise the party has already started. I give my mom a mean look but she swears that she had no idea the party started so early. “We’ll just drop of the present and leave I promise.” She says and so I am tricked to go to yet another hostile family party.

For the most part most of my family behaved well. Only two of my older girl cousins, who I have never got along with, give me trouble. I think they are just jealous of the fact that I am getting somewhere in life and they are not.

“So you still work at the same place?” cousin Number 1 says.
“Yes. I am still working and going to school.”
“I was thinking about going back to school to join the nursing program but I just got a new job with a big pay raise so I don’t school is a priority at this point.”
I try my best to politely smile but I know she is just itching to get under my skin.

“I just got an internship working with the DEA. So when I graduate from college I’ll have some connections and I’ll be making good money in no time. How long until you graduate?" Cousin Number 2 asks. What she really means is how long until you’ll be making more money than both of us combined.

“Well I have about a year left until I get my Bachelors but the real money won’t come until after I graduate from Medical School.” I regret saying this immediately. I have secretly been making plans to go to Medical School for some time now but I hate sharing this with my extended family. They are not very supportive and if I don’t go threw with my plans I will never live it down.

“I thought you were just going to school for a psychology degree!” Cousin Number 1 says.
“Actually I’ve always planned on becoming a psychiatrist, so I have to go to medical school.”

They both look stunned and mad but they both shut up immediately. I got them off my case temporarily but now I know that by the end of this day my whole family will know about my future plans and when my family becomes intimidated by someone’s success they become hostile and downright nasty towards them. I have a feeling I have only made matters worse for myself.

When I leave the party (an hour after I arrived) I catch a glimpse of cousin number one crying. Cousin number two is trying to consol her but when they look up and see me staring at them they both give me nasty looks. This is only the beginning.

On the way home I casually ask my mom about cousin number 1’s new job only to find out she is still working at the same place. As for cousin number 2’s internship, she just started her first semester at the local community college so I doubt her story about the internship is true. Oh boy I can tell the situation between me and my cousins is going to get ugly real fast.

Baggy Pants Are In

The only catch is you have to be a twig to wear them.

Who Saw This Coming?

On Larry King , Anna's lawyer Howard K. Stern revealed that he is the father of her newborn baby girl. I guess I am not so shocked as I am disgusted. The guy just gives me the creeps and he always seemed so clingy around Anna. Here is hoping the baby gets a 'semi-normal' upbringing because having these two nuts as parents isn't going to be easy.

Who is Hotter: Eric Bana vs. Clive Owen

The Office Clip

Here is a clip from one of my favorite shows, The Office. In it Steve Carell accidently outed a gay co-worker and is trying to figure out who else might be gay.

How Open Minded Are You?

You Are 72% Open Minded

You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded. Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints. But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line. You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself.

How Open Minded Are You?

How Britney Found Out About Shar

Britney's Maternity Style

Now that Britney has given birth I am going to miss her incredible maternity wear. Who can forget these stylish ensembles?

It Must Be Freezing In California

Because that is the only way I can explain this hideous outfit.

Movie Recomendation: The Jacket

I am going through my Adrian Brody phase right now and its influencing my choices in movies. I remember hearing about The Jacket when it first came out a while back but it never really caught my attention. So last night after seeing Adrian Brody on the cover I decided to rent it and I am glad that I did, it lived up to my expectations.

The movie starts off in the early 90’s during the first Gulf War. Jack Starks (Adrian Brody) suffers a severe head wound and is at the brink of death. He is resuscitated and eventually recovers but his mind would never be the same.

Fast-forward a few months later and he is facing trial for a murder he can’t remember committing. He is found guilty by reason of insanity and ordered to be locked up in a mental institution. There a vindictive and evil Dr. Becks takes a special interest in Jack using him as his own personal guinea pig. His forms of therapy are torturous and inhumane. Jack is loading up with psychotropic drugs, stuck in a straight jacket and stuffed in a morgue locker for hours on end.

However this form of therapy has one unique side effect, Jack finds himself transported into the future. There he meets a long lost love who informs Jack that he died in the mental institution ten years earlier. Now Jack finds himself trying to change the past so that he can have a shoot at a descent future.

Sure this movie is incredulous, spooky and a little cliché. However it is very entertaining and Adrian Brody as always gives a stunning performance.

Guess Which Actress Has This Ugly Foot

It's Cameron Diaz!

Boy or Girl?

Reports are Britney has given birth to another baby earlier today. The National Enquierer is reporting its a boy but for her sake I hope she has a girl. Two little K-Fed mini-mes would just be too much. What do you guys think is it a boy or girl?

Kiki Is That You?

I don't know if its just the angles of the camera or the fact that her face is hidden but Kiki is looking good in these pictures.

Guess Whose Foot This Is?

Congratulations Ryan! This 90 year-old looking foot belongs to Nicole Richie.

Birth Order Quiz

You Are Likely a Second Born

At your darkest moments, you feel inadequate. At work and school. you do best when you're evaluating. When you love someone, you offer them constructive criticism. In friendship, you tend to give a lot of feedback - positive and negative. Your ideal careers are: accounting, banking, art, carpentry, decorating, teaching, and writing novels. You will leave your mark on the world with art and creative projects.

The Birth Order Predictor

School & Stuff

School is back in session with a vengeance. I am trying my hardest not to procrastinate doing homework but online classes make it so easy! Damn you guys and all your interesting blogs. I foresee many sleepless nights trying to catch up on months worth of homework ahead. In the meantime this reminds of a funny joke:

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they are stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.

The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

Someone Needs Publicity

Jessica Simpson's new hairdo, tacky boots or obnoxious sun glasses do not bother me. What irratates the hell out of me is that the girl never takes a picture with her annoying yap shut.

Gwen's Little LAMB

Kingston looks adorable in that little Mohawk. What do you guys think does he look like Gavin or Gwen?