You're the "I'm Not Drunk" drunk.
- "No, I wasn't drunk last night. You've never seen me drunk."
(Okay I've said that a few times)
- "You stared at the coving for half an hour."
(Maybe 5 minutes at the most)
- "So? It takes more than that to get me drunk."
(It probably does)
- "You knocked over a bowl of nachos, trampled them into the carpet, then shouted at a complete stranger that it didn't matter because Mexicans were dirty anyway."
(but I am Mexican that doesn't make any sense)
- pause -
- "It was an accident. I was joking."
(Okay you better be)
- "You ate them."
(Only if the 5 second rule applies)
You can inform the world that you're not drunk, honest, with the following declaration of sobriety: I am not drunk!
What kind of a drunk are you?
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A great man once said something very profound and abstruse on this topic but I was drunk at the time and all i could do was giggle because i thought he said 'penis'
You are a Chunder Monkey!
"I can handle it, honest. No, I've had this much to drink before and been fine, dandy. Hang on ... No, I'm all right. Don't worry about it. I don't throw up when I'm drunk." Cue technicolor yawn, chunky pastel efluvia being expelled in rhythmic croaks and gushes.
I can't seem to connect to that web site. It keeps timing out. But I know what kind of drunk I am anyway. The lampshade wearing kind. My antics have embarrassed poor el Hombre at many a party. This is why I do my drinking at home.
You guys are so funny I bet it would be a lot of fun drinking with all of you.
Careful what u wish for.....when I drink I start demolishing things...like publick restrooms and store dummies.
As long as you don't get too violent its all good.
Diane: You and me are a pair of Chunder Monkeys!
never violent.....unless u think toliet papering the restroom in your local tarket dept. stores lol.
Too funny Pix!
i know exactly the kind of drunk i am. the type that wakes up the next morning and says, "i'm never drinking again!" but generally, a happy drunk. and man, do i like making out with strangers. just kidding. i usually introduce myself.
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