Synopsis: A basic rip-off of Melanie Griffith’s Working Girl. The movie stars Jessica ‘No-Talent” Simpson trying to make her way up the corporate ladder. It’s a stretch seeing Jessica playing anything other than a dumb blonde but if Melanie Griffith won an Oscar playing this character while at the height of her alcoholism then maybe Jessica stands a chance.
Monday, November 06, 2006
This Could be Jessica's Breakthrough Role
Synopsis: A basic rip-off of Melanie Griffith’s Working Girl. The movie stars Jessica ‘No-Talent” Simpson trying to make her way up the corporate ladder. It’s a stretch seeing Jessica playing anything other than a dumb blonde but if Melanie Griffith won an Oscar playing this character while at the height of her alcoholism then maybe Jessica stands a chance.
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She needs to practice her baby talk for this role and everyone will ignore her acting as long as she looks good doing it.
This looks straight to video
WHY GOD, WHY?
Dear Luke Wilson,
I am terribly sorry to hear of the sudden and tragic death of your career. It was so promising and full of life, and I truly enjoyed watching many of your movies. Old School was terribly funny!
Anyway, I do wish to express my deepest condolences that you have been reduced to starring opposite a a woman who hurts my brain with her stupidity.
Deepest sympathies,
M-M-M-Mishy
P.S. Do yourself a favour and don't sleep with her. She apparently has a thing for sleeping with many questionable men, and I'm just saying that you don't want to go to the same place Bam Margara has been. I may be disappointed in your career choices, but I'm still looking out for your best interests. What can I say? I'm a sucker for a nice jaw line.
mishy - high five!
Mishy well said! I heard that Andy Dick was going to star in this movie as well. Luke's career is really going to take a hit.
The terrorists have won.
God help us. Jessica will probably be cast as a brain surgeon in her next piece of crap movie.
mishy, if luke does try to sleep with her, he'll have to knock john mayer and dane cook's dicks out of the way.
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