Sunday, November 19, 2006

TomKat Are Officially Married

Katie is in it for the long haul. She looks gorgeous but Tom looks freaky. His posture is very domineering and controlling and since when is he taller than Katie? Anyone surprised they went through with it?

11 comments:

joy said...

This picture is so amusing I'm not sure why?

PixieGaf said...

Joy I don't even know where to begin. I think deep down we all know it won't last.

Diane said...

the photo looks like somewhat snapped it with their disposable camera . . . she needs to pull her shoulders back - the posture is killing me - but no doubt that would make her too tall . . . they just completely lack any chemistry

GetFlix said...

It's funny because he actually thinks he is taller than she is. And she is bending to accomodate his theory.

prunella jones said...

It sort of looks like they were married on Mustafar, the fire planet.

LA said...

She's probably standing in a 10-inch hole that is covered by her dress. Or he's got lifts in his shoes.

prettykitty said...

this reminds me of that old movie where the astronauts pretended to land on the moon. well, this wedding was really on mars and not in some italian castle.

M-M-M-Mishy said...

Hey little sister shot gun!
It's a nice day to start again
It's a nice day for a white wedding
It's a nice day to start again.

Ffleur said...

I read Tom had gained so much weight that Armani freaked out when Tom showed up in Italy for the suit and it was too tight! LOL. Armani had a girdle sown into the lining so the jacket would fall properly.

I too wonder how Katie & Tom are the same height in that picture. My guess? She is standing in a small hole.

She went thru with the wedding because the contract obliges her too. Look for a divorce by year 10 (just like Nicole). That is when the laws get much stricter about sharing the wealth.

Did you know his Best Man was David Micavige? (the head of Scientology)and supposedly his best friend. David is short too.

Ffleur said...

Prettykitty, you are right. It really wasn't a real wedding. Italy doesn't recognize Scientology weddings. TomKat actually got legally married in LA before they did the Italy thing.

prettykitty said...

ffleur, i heard that too! also, they say that tom made them dig a hole for katie to stand in when they took this picture. okay, i made that up, but you know its true.