Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Top 5 Celebrities Who Need to Enter Rehab

Now that Lindsay Lohan is officially in rehab, I’ve been thinking about what other celebrities need to seek professional help. So here is my list of the top five celebrities in no particular order who need to enter rehab as soon as possible.

  1. Britney Spears- We all know she has perfected the southern trashy look but maybe she is not completely in a sober state of mind when she goes out looking so tacky. Plus having two babies under two years of age and a cheating husband who you have to pay alimony to is bound to make any woman seek comfort in illegal drugs or alcohol.
  2. Tara Reid- I am surprised she still has a liver. It seems that she love booze and partying above everything else even her career. I think her health is in serious jeopardy.
  3. Paula Abdul- Lethargic and annoying, no one who watches American Idol on a regular basis can actually believe she is 100% sober.
  4. Mary-Kate Olsen- We all know she is starving herself but come on she must take some sort of illegal appetite suppressant in order to maintain her twig like physique.
  5. Kate Moss- I am starting to think maybe her love of drugs is what is keeping her relationship with Pete Doherty in tact.


prettykitty said...

1. pete doherty--and not just 30 days, but a year-long intensive treatment.
2. marilyn manson--dude, your ugly ass was married to dita von teese and blew it.
3. rip torn--just from his DUI video, where he told all the cops he was gonna "arrest them."
4. mel gibson--i have a feeling he's still drinking and probably other stuff like pills, and not the good kind.

PixieGaf said...

PK your list is spot on except for Pete Doherty that guy is a lost cause.

Ryan said...

Paula Abdul - I want to see a downward spiral during this season of American Idol. It would entertain me.

honkeie2 said...

You forgot one....Opra. We all know she uses meth to get skinny everytime her ass exsplodes.

M-M-M-Mishy said...

Well, if that blind item is true and Hillary Duff is using veternary drugs to lose weight, I'd suggest she get herself to a real doctor stat. But on the bright side, she's at less of a risk for heartworm. :)

Diane said...

And I'd guess that there is a zero chance of any of them rehabbing this year . . .

prunella jones said...

Yeah rehab is like so boring, how are they supposed to party with a bunch of people who want to talk about feelings? Ewwww.

kookla@work said...

Um. Hello? Tom Sizemore anyone? He's probably in a crack house as I'm typing this!

ffleur said...

Rachel Zoe
Teri Hatcher
Kate Bosworth
Posh Spice

I'm not sure its possible for these 4 to be that thin and still remain upright. Drugs must be involved.