Poor Tori

It seems that Tori's financial status is so bad she has resorted to selling some of her clothes on E-Bay. If I were Tori I'd come out with a tell-all book Pronto.

Sinful Quiz

Your Deadly Sins

Sloth: 80%

Envy: 40%

Gluttony: 40%

Pride: 40%

Wrath: 40%

Greed: 0%

Lust: 0%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 34%

You will get bugs, because you're too lazy to shoo them off. And then you'll die.

How Sinful Are You?

Sell Out Quiz

On Average, You Would Sell Out For

$1,074,517

At What Price Would You Sell Out?

IQ Test

Your IQ Is 105

Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional Your General Knowledge is Average

A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

To Many Chettos For Britney.

In Touch magazine is reportedly running an article that claims Britney Spears went into false labor recently because of her poor eating habbits. Doctors ordered Britney to eat more veggies and less junk food. I want to call her dumb for not knowing what nutrition is but I just feel sorry for her. On a scale of 1-10 how embarrassed do you think Britney was by this news?

Heat Exhaustion or Overdose?

This girl has been to the hospital more times than a cancer patient. I smell a cover-up what do you guys think? You can Read1 the story here.

Happy Maggie

I must admit I never was a big fan of Maggie Gyllenhaal. Aside from being Jake's sister, I found nothing appealing about her. She always looked frumpy and seemed uncomfortable in her own skin. However pregnancy has really done her good. I can't really point it out but her whole demeanor has changed for the better. Here is hoping she has a baby girl because I think Jake would look absolutley adorable with a niece.

Like Mother Like Daughter

Looking at these pictures is it any surprise that Paris & Nicky turned out the way they did?

Funny Conversation

I was at Starbucks outside drinking coffee the other day when I overheard a funny conversation.

Overweight Loud Girl (talking on a cell): Dude I don’t know what I have but every guy I meet totally wants me. It’s like a curse or something.

Suddenly she notices a skater who was just minding his own business skating.

Overweight Loud Girl (to the skater): Dude skating is like so over. It’s not cool anymore.
Skater: Obesity is not cool either.

Overweight Loud Girl (murmuring to herself) He totally wants me.

At this point I am chocking back laughter and decide its best to leave.

Whaaaaat?

Here is a recent picture of Scott Wolf and his wife. He married the girl from The Real World New Orleans. When did this happen?

Why Is It So Funny When People Fall?

LOL!

Who Is This?

Guess who the lady in the middle is.

Its a matronly looking J-Lo.

Scary

WTF is going on here? Face it Ashlee you will never be your daddy's favorite.

The Joke Is On You George

I heard this joke today and I nearly laughed my ass off!

George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One. The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 56 million people unbelievably happy."

Is Ashlee Hot?

Here are some pictures of a recent Ashlee Simpson performance. I think it looks like she is trying to hard to be sexy. Do you guys think her new found sexy image is working for her or is it having the opposite effect?

*Thanks Prunella for avidly pointing out the finger aimed directly at Ashlee's crotch*

Who Is This?

Can anyone guess who this hideous body belongs to?

No Love Lost For Britney

I just heard on E news the other day that Law & Order is allegedly doing an episode based on Britney Spears. The episode revolves around a young pop star whose lack of parenting skills lead to the death of her young son. Poor Britney can't seem to get a break. By the way is it safe to be carrying your baby around that way?

Political Quiz

Your Political Profile:

Overall: 15% Conservative, 85% Liberal

Social Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words

Here is a picture of our beloved Britney taken a few weeks ago while stopping to get some fast food. I actually feel real sorry for her when I see this picture she looks so lost and confused. What do you guys think she is thinking about?

Movie Recomendation: Syriana

I've been wanting to see this movie for the longest time and only recently did I get the chance. All I have to say is WOW! It is a brilliant piece of work mostly because it is based on true experiences. Although the movie was written by the same guy who wrote Traffic, he based most of the movie on a book (See No Evil) which follows the life of a CIA operataive.

The movie begins with George Clooney a CIA agent who is later hired to assasinate a future Arab king. America basically wants this king dead because he gave away the lucrative oil-drilling rights to a Chinese company and refused to do any futher deals with America. While in the middle east George Clooney's character Bob Barnes trades some missles with an acquaintance but becomes horrified to learn that a missle he traded may have fallen into the hands of a terrorist.

The big American corporation who lost the drilling rights to the middle east (Connex) descides to merge with a smaller corporation (Killen) in order to get drilling rights to what can be considered the second best natural oil reserve in Kazakhstan. However American officials must look into this merger before it can be legalized. So Connex hires a lawyer, Bennett Holiday who has the dubious task of finding 'shady' business practices and covering them up before American officials find out about it.

In addition to these two major plotlines a smaller yet thought-provoking story parrallels the movie about a group of young, unemployed Pakistani boys who find there way into radical Islam and later become suicide bombers.

With so many stories and plotlines to follow my favorite part of the movie is a conversation had by Killen CEO Danny Dalton and lawyer Bennett Holiday. Danny Dalton (insert any major CEO's name here) explains his policy towards buisness by stating, "Corruption? Corruption is government intrusion into market efficiencies in the form of regulation. That's Milton Friedman. He got a goddamn Nobel Prize. We have laws against it precisely so we can get away with it. Corruption is our protection. Corruption keeps us safe and warm! Corruption is why you and I are prancin' around in here instead of fightin' over scraps of meat out in the street. Corruption is why we win."

I think this might be one of the best films I have ever seen. It is not an easy movie to follow but if you have the time and patience to watch it I highly recomend it.

Lucky Love Color

Your Lucky Love Color is Black

When someone gets to know you, they still may feel a bit intimidated by you. You are alluring and sexy, but you have a dark, dangerous side that you don't hide. And just like your color suggests, you are sophisticated and wise - especially when it comes to men. Your heart is hard to win over. You don't fall in love easily... or often.

All About Your Lucky Love Color

Whaaaaat?

I'll be the first to admit that I never thought the hook-up between Heather & David was anything more than a rebound relationship. However it looks like Heather may be commemorating her love for David with this new tattoo. As you may recall Finch was David's nickname on Just Shoot Me. What do you guys think is this more than a fling?

Brutally Honest Quiz

This quiz had me laughing so hard. I hope you guys enjoy it as much as I did. Quiz

Baby Mathilda

How cute she looks just like Heath.

Just For Laughs

LOL!

WTF Happened To Jared Leto?

I really must admit I had a huge crush on Jordan Catalano when My So Called Life came out so maybe that is why outside of this charachter I don't find Jared Leto the least bit attractive. However I do find it wierd that ever since that show ended Jared Leto has yet to reclaim the same heartthrob status he once had. With the exception of Requiem For A Dream nothing comes even close to matching that beautiful, lost soul he once played on My So Called Life.

How Scary Are You?

You Are 39% Scary

You scare men off ocassionaly, but only very weak men. You're a normal woman. You're not perfect, but you're pretty darn close.

Do You Scare Off Men?

Insights

Last week I spent a few days visiting my dad out in Albuquerque. I was real eagar to develop the father-daughter relationship I so desperately wanted but I came to the stark realization that I do not know this man. After ten years of being in and out of my life my relationship with him is awkward and strained at best. I resent the fact that he tries to tell me how to live my life and I resent that he acts like his absence in my life was no big deal. I tried telling him that I needed time to get to know him better before I can learn to trust him and let him be part of my life again but he completly took this the wrong way. By the time I left he was convinced that I never wanted to see him again and went into full self-pitty mode. I really don't know what to do at this point. I tried calling him to explain my situation with him even further but I think he has completely shut down. So now I kind of avoid his phone calls. Which leaves me really confused right now because on one hand I do want to have a relationship with him but on the other hand I want it to be on my terms. Am I wrong for being this way?

I'M BACK!

Finally I thought this day would never come. Now that my summer class is winding down I can safely say that unlike Jessica Simpson's career I am back for good.