I was at Starbucks outside drinking coffee the other day when I overheard a funny conversation.
Overweight Loud Girl (talking on a cell): Dude I don’t know what I have but every guy I meet totally wants me. It’s like a curse or something.
Suddenly she notices a skater who was just minding his own business skating.
Overweight Loud Girl (to the skater): Dude skating is like so over. It’s not cool anymore.
Skater: Obesity is not cool either.
Overweight Loud Girl (murmuring to herself) He totally wants me.
At this point I am chocking back laughter and decide its best to leave.