Monday, January 08, 2007

2007 Celebrity Break-Ups

When looking back at last years death pool, I was surprised to find out that no one from my list died. However I was very accurate in prediciting some nasty celebrity break-ups. So this year I am using my talents to predict even more celebrity break-ups for 2007.

  1. Madonna & Guy Ritchie
  2. Anna Nicole & Howard Stern
  3. Eva Longoria & Tony Parker
  4. Evangeline Lilly & Dominic Monaghan
  5. Vanessa Minillo & Nick Lachey
  6. Jessica Simpson & John Mayer
  7. Annette Roque & Matt Lauer
  8. Sarah Michelle Gellar & Freddie Prince Jr.
  9. Adrianne Curry & Christopher Knight
  10. Christine Baumgartner & Kevin Costner

13 comments:

prettykitty said...

this is fun!

nicole richie and joel madden
jessica alba and that idiot
nicolette sheridan and that old fucker
tobey macguire and his buttaface

PixieGaf said...

I forgot to add Kate Moss & Pete Doherty to my list but by my predictions Pete won't live long enough for Kate to dump him.

Prunella Jones said...

Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey?

Pope-rah said...

I pity the fools who try to live and love around us! They are doomed.

honkeie said...

Polly Shore and Britney Spears

M-M-M-Mishy said...

Flava-Flav and Deelishis!

LA said...

You did GREAT in 2006! I can't argue with your 2007 list at all. Only one question... are Costner and his wife still even together?

GetFlix said...

Well if Madonna breaks-up with Ritchie, she can at least start dating herself!!

v said...

Yeah, pretty good predictions in 2006. Seems these couples better watch out in the coming year.

prettykitty said...

getflix, if madonna breaks up with ritchie, i'm going to jump his bones. i'm sure he's tired of her worn out leotard.

M-M-M-Mishy said...

LA: Kevin Costner was the subject of a blind item a while back where he "allegedly" exposed his wee-wee to a female massuse at the golf resort he and his wife were staying with. But last I heard, she's still with him. Guess cash is enough of a motovator for some people.

kookla100 said...

There's no way Matt Lauer is lasting with his wife through 2007, she tried to divorce him about three times now, between each kid. She's gonna go out sans panties like Britney pretty soon. And I think after award season, Brad and Angelina will be over. She's talking too much and pissing too many people off. Criticizing Brad's friends is the last straw. Well, a girl can dream, can't she?

v said...

Guess 2007 has been a little hectic for you. Anyway, hope things are well. Have a good one.