A Young Parasite

Here is an old picture of Paris Hilton doing her best impression of Christina Aguilera. Now seriously did she actually think she looked hot. If anything she looks just plain awkward and a little doughy.

Stupid Paris Quote

"If you have a beautiful face you don't need big fake boobs to get anyone's attention."

To bad she has neither. The only way she can get any attention is by opening up her legs.

Drama Queen Test

You are a No Drama Mama!

No need for drama, you just chill out and don't let things bother you. You've got a peaceful, zen-like attitude... even when things get crazy. You're a pleasure to be around, and you have lots of friends to show for it. You don't need to be the center of attention, you're happy enough as is!

Are You a Drama Queen?

Seperated At Birth

Useless Trivia

By age sixty, most people have lost half of their taste buds.

Nuggets of Wisdom

Work is either fun or drudgery. It depends on your attitude. I like fun. ~Colleen C. Barrett~

Paris Plastic Surgeries

I don't know about you guys but I think her new nose makes her look like a bird. I think she butchered what little beauty she had with all those nose jobs. I guess that just goes to show you that even money can't buy you beauty.

Loser Of The Week: Paris Hilton

Move over Britney a new shameless, media-whore has taken your place. I choose Parisite Hilton as my Loser of the Week because she is the queen of shameless, publicity stunts. She backstabs just about every girlfriend she has ever had and she seems to have slept with nearly half of Hollywood. Yet people can't get enough of her, she is the girl we love to hate but yet is resilient enough to maintain her B-List status. For gracing us with her ever present acts of humiliation lets all welcome this new Loser of the Week!

Britney Slams Her Marriage

All is not well in paradise, it seems that Britney and KFed are repordetly having some serious marital problems. In a poem Britney exclusivley published on her own website, she writes:

"You come to me now/ Why do you bother?/ Remember the Bible/Sins of the Father/ What you do/You pass down/ No wonder why/I lost my crown/ You don't see me now/ You ask yourself why/ My crown is back/ And it's way too high/For you to be in my presence/ Especially my son/ You should bow down/ I've only just begun."

Can this be true? Will Britney smarten up and leave KFed once and for all? I guess we will all have to tune in and see. You can read more about it Here.

Meet Velma

Thanks for the Link Ffluer!

What Dating Show Should You Go On?

You Should Go On Blind Date!

You're fun, free spirited, and not looking to be tied down. This doesn't mean you shouldn't date. Au contraire, you should meet a lot of men. And a show like Blind Date matches your relaxed approach.

What Dating Show Should You Go On?

Britney In One Year

Stupid Britney Quote

"I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song and I peed myself."~Britney Spears~

Useless Trivia

According to German researchers, the risk of heart attack is higher on Monday than any other day of the week.

Nuggets of Wisdom

It is easier to live through someone else than to become complete yourself.~ Betty Friedan~

For Pretty Kitty

The Many Faces Of Britney

What Flower Are You

You Are A Lily

You are a nurturer and all around natural therapist. People see you as their rock. And they are able to depend on you.You are a soothing influence. You can make people feel better with a few words.Your caring has more of an impact than even you realize.

What Flower Are You?

Loser Of The Week: Britney Spears

Poor Britney her life has been out of control ever since Justin Timberlake broke up with her. Her marriage is hanging on by a thread, her career is dead and she is knocked up again. Some people might say this is all karma for cheating on Justin and stealing a committed man away from his pregnant girlfriend but whatever it is no one is going to look at Britney the same way again. Congratulations Britney you are now officially in the Loser Of The Week Club!

Tom Cruise Is Freaky

According to RadarMagazine.com, before Cruise started dating Katie Holmes, he invited actress Scarlett Johansson to a Scientology center where he showed her literature about the church. "After two hours of proselytizing," according to the website, "Cruise opened a door to reveal a second room full of upper-level Scientologists who had been waiting to dine with the pair, at which point the cool-headed ingénue politely excused herself."

Blogger Quiz

What kind of blogger am I?

Power blogger, you are a voice to be heard! Your blog attracts a lot of attention, for what ever reason that is. You are a master of your page and writing is in your blood!
Take this Quiz!

Another May Birthday

Famous Quotes

"If someone doesn't want to be a criminal anymore, I can give them tools that can better their life. You have no idea how many people want to know what Scientology is."~Tom Cruise~

"If vitamins and exercise alone explain why Tom Cruise is so, um, knowledgeable and well-grounded, pass the Prozac."~Chicago Tribune~

Useless Trivia

You share your birthday with at least nine million other people around the world.

Nuggets of Wisdom

A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run. ~Elbert Hubbard~

SATC Quiz

You Are Most Like Charlotte!

You are the ultimate romantic idealist. You've been hurt before, but that hasn't caused you to give up on love. If anything, your resolve to fall in love is stronger than ever.And it's this feminine optimism that men find most appealing about you. Romantic prediction: That guy you are seeing (or crushing on)? Could be very serious - if you play your cards right!

Which Sex and the City Vixen Are You?

Daily Tom Bashing

Tom Cruise At His Finest

LOL!

Usless Trivia

Men commit suicide three times more frequently than women do. But women attempt suicide two to three times more often than men.

Nuggets Of Wisdom

"Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value." ~Albert Einstien~

Loser Of The Week: Tom Cruise

It has been close to a year now since Tom Cruise has been letting the world know just how crazy the 'real' Tom is. From his much talked about interview with Matt Lauer, to jumping up and down on Oprah's couch, Tom has let his crazy anticts get the best of him. To say he is a media-whore is putting it lightly, Tom exisits in his own level of reality where denial and blatant acts of attention seeking behavior are vital. Did you all hear he denied Katie's parents visitation rights for the first two weeks of Suri's birth because he would not be there to monitor their behavior! For showing us the real Tom Cruise, lets all welcome this poster boy of Scientology into the Loser Of The Week Club!

Daily Star Bashing

The sad part is you just know she thinks she looks good.

Whats On Your Mind?

Here is my analysis:

You'll drop everything to be with the partner of your dreams, and you'll give their sentimental presents rather than expensive ones. Nevertheless, your spontaneous nature does have a limit, and when the romance is over, you'll head back to work to pick up the pieces.

Its scary but true!
Cool-Quiz

Cool Quiz For Everyone

In the fish tank:

Imagine you are in the tank along with the fish. Which fish would you like to be the most? please answer
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Here is my analysis:You are strong, brave and decisive. You are good at management and leading. Sometimes your husband/wife and children will find you a bit on the strict side, but you'll take care of your family to the best of your abilities. When there is a problem, you'll face it with no fear. You are a true homely idol.

WTF!

LOL!

What Decade Matches Your Style?

Your Style is 1950s

High heels, pretty dresses, classic makeup...You're a feminine beauty who knows how to play up her assets!

What Decade Matches Your Style?

Star Jones In One Year

Did Ashlee Simpson Get a Nose Job?

Regardless of whether she got a nose job or not one thing is for sure this girl has never had a descent hair day in her life. I mean she is not really ugly but her hair and outfits just emphasize all the bad parts of her body. Seriously she needs to revamp her image or something because she is just going from ugly to uglier.

Stupid Girl

It is official Britney Spears is knocked up yet again. The baby will be born sometime in early October making her about 4 months pregnant. Now besides choosing to spawn yet again with her sh*t for brains husband my only question is wasn't she seen drinking alcohol and partying about 2 months ago? Does she not know that consuming alcohol while pregnant can lead to fetal alcohol syndrome?

His Shirt Says It All

Useless Trivia

A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a few weeks.

Nuggets of Wisdom

There's nothing I like less than bad arguments for a view that I hold dear. ~Daniel Dennett~

Finals

I have finals all this week so wish me luck. I am really anxious to get this semester over with already but one final is really stressing me out, Calculus. I have a solid C+ in the course but this final can really make or break my grade. I just hate being in the middle and not knowing where you are going to stand. I am studying my ass off but nothing seems to make sense anymore. Even the tutors who were so helpful before seem lost when trying to help me with my problems. This final is really going to suck.

Pathetic