There's a Ron White standup where he goes, "The diamond industry recently changed their slogan from 'Diamonds are forever,' to 'Diamonds: Render her speechless.' Come on ... they might as well go all the way and just say it. 'Diamonds: That aught to shut her up.'"
I am a big horror buff, especially if the stories are true. I also love to travel and write but I am college student so I am always broke and never have enough time.
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gosh, i can't believe my ex already put out a classified for it!! :) hi pix!
I read it as a guy selling it. The diamond must be the tiniest chip.
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Guys can be brutal can't they?
There's a Ron White standup where he goes, "The diamond industry recently changed their slogan from 'Diamonds are forever,' to 'Diamonds: Render her speechless.' Come on ... they might as well go all the way and just say it. 'Diamonds: That aught to shut her up.'"
Ba dum dum, CHHHH!
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