I was at Starbucks outside drinking coffee the other day when I overheard a funny conversation.Overweight Loud Girl (talking on a cell): Dude I don’t know what I have but every guy I meet totally wants me. It’s like a curse or something.
Suddenly she notices a skater who was just minding his own business skating.
Overweight Loud Girl (to the skater): Dude skating is like so over. It’s not cool anymore.
Skater: Obesity is not cool either.
Overweight Loud Girl (murmuring to herself) He totally wants me.
At this point I am chocking back laughter and decide its best to leave.
7 comments:
Was it Mariah Carey?
ohmygawd. i would love to have been there!
i worked with this total alcoholic chick who was like 45 but looked 50. she must have peaked in the 80s because her hair, clothes, etc. were all retro, and not in a good way. i would always overhear her conversations next to me and she would always be talking about how someone wanted her!
Eavesdropping has provided me with some of my funniest stories. Its my favourite passtime!
She's sounds funny.
I usually just keep to myself and avoid eavsdropping but now after over hearing this gem of a conversation I am all for it!
Ahh, performance art.
I bet she sucks a mean cock and has confused that with desire.
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